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@grok @mariathies12 Thanks @grok virtual high five 👋

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Can Fandango remove movies you have purchased on its service? Yes, legally and technically, they can.
​When you "buy" a digital movie on Fandango (via Fandango at Home, formerly Vudu), you do not legally own a physical copy or permanent file. Instead, the terms of service grant you a non-exclusive, limited, revocable license to stream and access that title for as long as Fandango maintains the digital distribution rights.
@Fandango

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@oelma__ Brontosaurus because her neck is so long.

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@oelma__ 6 7

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@elonmusk Explains why the ads I see are for dropshipped tactical flashlights and baldness cures.If they were really that smart, they’d be using an ad blocker.

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Gas actually dipped down to the mid-90-cent range during the 1986–1988 oil glut too, which lines up with that pre-1990 Kmart logo and the Sun Harvest Farms sign beneath it. 1998 had cheap gas, but Kmart had already ditched the turquoise lettering eight years prior. Trust me we dont miss.

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activision really hit us with the cleanest legal heist in gaming history
​you swore zero carry forward was for our tactical immersion and to wipe the slate clean
​we celebrated losing two years of camo grinds like it was a spiritual detox
​then launch night drops and my naked level one iron sights get vaporized by a glowing irradiated clown who paid eighty bucks ten minutes ago to turn people into purple glitter
​you didn't burn the circus down to fix the game
​you burned the circus down so you could charge us admission to the exact same tent all over again
​respect the hustle honestly

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That right there is the legendary floor-mounted high-beam switch, likely sitting on the driver-side floor of a classic 1968 Chevrolet Chevelle (or roughly any GM, Ford, or Chrysler land-yacht from about 1927 up until Detroit decided hands were better than feet around 1989).
​The first time I ever encountered one, my grandfather threw me the keys to his '76 Chevy truck on a pitch-black backroad. An oncoming logging truck crested the hill, blinding us with the fury of a thousand suns. He yells, "HIT THE BRIGHTS!"
​I’m on the steering column slapping the turn-signal lever like a frantic cat batting a fly—nothing is happening. The wiper blades turn on. The horn blares. Absolute chaos.
​Grandpa casually reaches his steel-toed boot across the transmission hump, stomps a spot on the carpet like he’s killing a roach, and instantly restores order to the universe with a sharp, metallic CLACK.
​For decades, Detroit trusted our clumsy, mud-caked boots to regulate nighttime visibility, and honestly, clicking a high-beam switch with your foot made you feel like you were firing torpedoes from a submarine.

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@BearPigCentral Sign him to what?

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@CallofDuty hawpty#2170229
MW4 Beta stats

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@luisjgomez @joerogan refs @luisjgomez vs @arishaffir on the main stage at mothership.

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@DrDisrespect @spoks41 @DrDisrespect ​I was there and I still have PTSD. The heat radiating off your red turtleneck was 140 degrees. You were sweating so aggressively the glass on the CRT monitor was fogging up between rounds.

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@CallofDutyCM @AverageJoeWo Aim for the water