Erin Thaman

Enjoys pickles, Girl Scout cookies, whiskey, and caffeine. Sometimes together. All about that nap life.

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It absolutely warms the dark cockles of my heart that I can find all my favorite Ghibli films on HBO so I don't have to dig through my DVD piles at midnight 😂

[Erin Thaman @hawtmithra]

@cfernan6 In response to your 7/27 article about cities with the lowest cost of living, I urge you to take a second to fact-check before publishing. A quick Google search would tell you that Ashland, OH is nowhere near Ashland, KY, and not the "3rd city" of the Tri-State area.

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@MommyHasOCD Watching.

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Channeling @MommyHasOCD tonight. That's it, that's the tweet. We'll see if she can guess what that means 🤷‍♀️😂

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@koppscustard Grasshopper fudge 😋😋

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@MommyHasOCD Yep, nope, none of those. Hint: insomnia.

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Dear @Walmart -
These crab cakes were delicious, although they didn't cook all the way through at first (had to finish them in the air fryer). They would have been better if there were actually 8 in there, though; thankfully the 4th person in our family is small and didn't eat 2.

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100% @ me 😂

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I feel seen 😂 @MommyHasOCD

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Y'all, there are a lot of things this child does that I think, "she's way too young to be doing things like this." Today's was squirreling away snacks in the pockets on her dress. It might be cute if said snacks were not bits of dog food. 🤦‍♀️ #pleasesendhelp 😂 #wearenotokay 😂

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When @fiveironfrenzy becomes relevant to a normal midday conversation, you of course must also think of @MommyHasOCD and @KlutzyBallerina 🤷‍♀️

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Changing a baby at bedtime is like trying to put lipstick on an alligator.

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Little one has recently decided she's on strike against sleep, & Mom is straight up not having a good time. Woke up about a quarter to midnight, cradling her, & don't know how or when we got there. Only vaguely remember picking her up & going back to bed. No other details... 🤔🤷‍♀️

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A poll, because this is an important conversation today: what do you consider bread? What makes a bread a bread? Is it limited to added yeast? I need to know!

[Erin Thaman @hawtmithra]

Things I can't believe still have to be said in 2022: a woman should know better than to correct another woman on their own body.
Context: ordering bra at retailer based off my estimate of size, told I'm off. Receive bra, doesn't fit. Order desired size online, fits perfectly.🤷‍♀️

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Y'all why are baby socks so expensive!? Seriously, a dollar per sock!? There's nothing to them! And they're slowly disappearing in this house because some little girl loves to kick them off... #insanity

[Erin Thaman @hawtmithra]

Some days my Spotify just "gets" me, you know? 😂 #SpotifyWrapped #SpotifyBold #SpotifyAngst

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Girls don't want a boyfriend, girls want

No order minimum free shipping.

🤷‍♀️ #ImJustSaying

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@Walgreens Right... I don't want half-hearted apologies, I want transparency. TELL your patients it may be up to 5 days, instead of "within 72 hours." Don't jerk us around 🤷‍♀️#justbehonest

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Sup @Walgreens so this may sound like a rhetorical question, but how long does it take to get results from a "within 72 hours" PCR Covid test?
If I'd known I was *still* going to be waiting, I'd have just driven the 15m extra and sat for 3h at the urgent care! #thanksfornothing