H.A. Stephan

I edit books, occasionally write. Scifi/fantasy junkie, marching band nerd, often sassy. Will work for tacos. Ecclesia integra manet ✝︎

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@CyprienCoon Cute

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@CyprienCoon I know, right.

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@DuckieLouise I work in the book trade. What these stories describe doesn't make sense. Page cutters are hydraulic presses. Not to mention the redundancy of scanning a book already available from reference libraries.

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@DuckieLouise Paperback books are spine-cut before they are scanned. Pro scanning services do that all that time.

Have you tried cutting the spine of a hardback book? Think about it?

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@DuckieLouise Bah! Bots I tell ye'!! 😎🤖

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@DuckieLouise Chica. They made moon landings and dinosaurs look real before. I'm sure they can do human sized saltines too.

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@tulipgrrl @DuckieLouise Was “Death by Adventure” available, too? Seems reasonable it would be.

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@jmasseypoet Hey Jesus! Hurry up with the Holy Asteroids.

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@DuckieLouise As I thought, A.I. 🤖

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@mcahogarth First time I saw it I was bored. After the flying fire horses I was not so bored.

I was eight.

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@mcahogarth *addict wheezing*

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@CyprienCoon Oooops!

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@mcahogarth @TiltAtGiants Are they used book stores? Or strictly recent releases?

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@DuckieLouise I often wonder how many of these "men are picky in ways that hurt women's feelings" stores are real.

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This @Google vid is silly and cute. What's the problem? https://t.co/XvljDcD9R5

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@CatholicToons Waitaminnit here. Is that Buffalo Bob given that preacher fella his confession.

I say!

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@jmasseypoet @KikiMamaMonster Glamorous camping, I think. 🧙‍♂️

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@jmasseypoet Starmer is just the right amount of bland too.