Hayley

collector of other people's words.
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Today a random child called me "Scrambled Egg" (derogatory).

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I'm so tired of having an organ in my body that other people want to tell me how to use.

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Needed some inspiration yesterday, so I turned to @TheInspiroBot and it absolutely worked.

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There's something about hearing someone you love sing in the shower. ❤️

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Just heard my employee answer the phone and say "can I ask what you're needing to talk to her about? Maybe I can help." Then she fully answered the question, and ended the call, without needing me at all. Tbh I don't think I've ever been more proud.

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@Portsy97 I'm sorry Ports, but you used the f o r b i d d e n letters.

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Letters that feel wrong in a ✨️keysmash✨️:
o v t x e p b

I will be taking additional submissions, but no corrections.

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"I am...not here right now. Physically I am, but mentally I'm in a Chuck-E-Cheese."

"I've never been to a Chuck-E-Cheese."

"And neither have I."

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@Aabotix

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My coworker pronounced Jeff B*zos as "Bee-zoss" and that struck me as an incredible power move tbh.

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Controversial opinion: I love Facebook memories. I don't have to scrub my profile, the cringe just is there when I wake up in the morning.

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@Aabotix Top left: Disney+
Top right: HBO
Bottom left: Hulu
Bottom right: Netflix

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All four of these are main characters in different genres.

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@Rosiemx_x Meanwhile puce:

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Not to sound corporate on main but inbox filtering my email is...so nice. Like a professional "silence, brand".

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When I detail clean my entire apartment before maintenance comes, but leave a clean cup on the counter to appear like I didn't:

Hell yeah, I'm going to get a good grade in living in an apartment, something that is both normal to want, and possible to achieve.

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A guy I've never met came into the office today, saw me and went "You must be the *my job title*. That means you're the boss around here, right?"

Sir, I have tried to get everyone else to realize that for over a year. How can I help you? Do you need a kidney? 🥺

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🌟Women🌟

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

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You're all blocked for not telling me red is my color.

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Tbh I feel really poor when the coolest thing about housesitting for my boss is not the multiple Oculus headsets, nor the expansive kitchen, but the very simple remote control overhead light. Living in 🌟luxury🌟 this week.