Hales

mother of floofs, wife of the handsomest human 🤍

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

dude thinks he’s Tony stark but he’s really Mr bean

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

Happy salt air and everything you see out here will die month

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Earning $100k a year in the $5 footlong era must have felt so good

[Konnor Griffin Enjoyer (Smaz) @KingSmaz01]

Grown men somehow find this guy likeable. The most performative and fake athlete we’ve maybe ever seen

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Chicago will always be a special city for us let’s do one more tonight I fuckin love this band I love these fans

[Hales @haybae97]

@NoahKahan Hearing this with my Mom was 1000/10 no notes ✨

[Sara @SaraCivian]

The concept of a Brad Marchand Jr in the PWHL is almost too delightful of a thought

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

Because spreading preventable diseases is bad

[Leah Asimov⛓️⌚ GLITCHSTARS @LeahAsimov]

Real dogs are available at your local shelter for a small adoption fee and they dont require a cloud based subscription service or wifi for functionality!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Miranda Lambert joins Kacey Musgraves onstage to sing “Horses and Divorces” at Gruene Hall.

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

how these noah kahan and kacey musgraves album drops back-to-back have me

[Thottiest of Them All @ThottPockett8]

Me after listening to the new Kacey Musgraves album.

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England