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go where you are celebrated not tolerated

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything.

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Apple need to stop worrying about how loud my music is playing

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

Adulthood so draining , you fix one problem here come 12 more😭

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[👩🏼‍🔬 @haybrams]

Putting cream in your soda is crazyyyyy. Give me a crispy Coke Zero on the rocks and call it a day

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

[☔ @Whotfismick]

who sleeps with a blanket while the fan’s on?

me :

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[👩🏼‍🔬 @haybrams]

My work BFF is leaving for vacation next week. No one is allowed to talk to me ever

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[solé @layxsnv]

“do you mind if we cancel?”
me :

[👩🏼‍🔬 @haybrams]

@jimmyjohns can you bring back the caprese sandwich? Thanks

[👩🏼‍🔬 @haybrams]

Investment logic: I need to use my @CandyCrushSaga gold bars in order to keep playing, win the race and get MORE gold bars 🏆🍭

[Zion @zionszzn]

Absolutely No one:

Me alone in the kitchen: Okay guys now I’m gonna preheat my oven to 350

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It should be illegal to take a nap and STILL wake up with a headache. Like excuse me??? I rebooted the entire system.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

how many years is a panic attack supposed to last