haley

RN, BSN - Illinois State University alumni

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

Time to handle the pandemic myself

[Kay @KaylarWill]

My nephew at my house asking me “would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends” bro leave me alone

[Losing it @prophethusband]

my mom showing me 15 incredibly out of focus pictures of flowers she took in her garden

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop asking me what I do for a living....,I’m doing me

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

Me when my dog is laying in a cute position

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

when he says “i love all ur flaws” but u weren’t aware u had any

[ALxcx @aj_buu]

“they’re finding tweets from last year joe”

[shawn @Yooseannnn]

I need the hour back

[Brent Faiyaz’s Disciple ❤️‍🩹🥀 @itsjoebro_]

Dollar Tree be leaving that one cashier up there to DIE

[taish @taishakmakainai]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

[𝚁𝙸𝚂𝚂 @lollriss]

hug your grandpa tight, cause i miss mine.

[Bisserat @Bisserat]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

[♋️ @pgkeriaa]

am i the only girl who’s never returned something i’ve bought online? i just take the L & keep it moving😂?

[am @nmtyvm]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy