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[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Ticket go too cut today 😂

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

This is beautiful 🤩

[⚽️ Kyle Sheldon @kylesheldon]

Is there anything cooler than Vancouver transforming its science center dome into an official World Cup ball?

So sick.

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

That beast look 🙂‍↔️🥳

[Mario Tomic @mariotomich]

Maturing in the gym is realizing "the pump" is a preview of your future physique if you keep working hard and stay consistent.

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

The gist never finish na

[Hightea🍁 @Highteaspeaks]

So yesterday was Johnny Drille’s concert in Toronto, and somehow I found myself there even though I had absolutely no plan to attend.

A close friend of mine was one of the promoters, so my plan was to spend a few mins at the event and escape back home.

Instead, I accidentally purchased a front-row seat to the greatest relationship drama ever produced

I was sitting quietly in VIP, chewing gum and minding my business, when two ladies joined my table.

Let’s call them Lady A and Lady B

Shortly after the arrived, Lady A received a call and stepped outside to take it

When Lady A returned, the premium gist subscription activated immediately

Apparently, the call was from a guy named John

For the next 15 minutes, Lady A gave a detailed review of John.

John was romantic,
John was caring,
John was thoughtful,
John was planning their future,

Honestly, if John applied for Canadian citizenship through marriage, I would have approved it myself.

Then came the twist,

Lady A said John wasn’t really her type,

Instead, she couldn’t stop talking about another guy, Let’s call him Boy Alinco.

Boy Alinco was on his way to the concert from what I deduced.

The way she talked about him, it sounded like boy Alinco is a struggling immigrant 😅😂

John had the future.

Boy Alinco had the vibes.

As I was processing all these information, a tall dark man suddenly tapped her on the shoulder.

Lady A turned around and nearly swallowed her tongue.

“JEFFERY?!”

The entire table froze

Jeffery looked just as surprised

“Babe, I thought you said you were working night shifts today?” he said, then She muffled something that I didn’t hear,

Then goes Jeffery, “I got these tickets because I wanted to surprise you, but when you told me you’d be at work, I figured I’d just come with Luis instead.

At that point, Lady A’s soul briefly left her body. 😂

I stopped chewing my gum, Lady B couldn’t stopped blinking and even the music suddenly sounded quieter,

then one thing became clear

Jeffery wasn’t John, neither was he Boy Alinco 😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen, we had officially exceeded the maximum number of characters allowed in this relationship, I thought to myself as I started doing CIA, FBI investigations in my head.

Anyways, while we were on that back and forth, Lady A’s phone rang again. She glanced at the screen, and you could literally see panic on her face, from the look on Lady B’s face, It looked like Boy Alinco had just arrived.

I was just shaking my head all through, it felt as if I was watching the group stage of the UEFA Champions League between John, Boy Alinco and Jeffery,

I looked at my watch and it was already 10:45 PM.

That was my cue to leave,

To be honest, I was exhausted

Not physically, but Emotionally.

Because throughout this entire saga, these ladies looked classy, well put together, innocent, and respectable.

If I hadn’t accidentally become an unwilling spectator, I would never have guessed there was a whole Premier League table of men involved.

At that point, I felt sorry for Jeffery, John and Boy Alinco, who has probably arrived but stuck outside because his date dares not pick his call 😂

I picked up my car keys, shook my head and started my journey home!

Although, I wish I waited for the full thing to unravel but I just had to leave!

All I know is that Johnny Drille wasn’t the only performer at that concert.

If you’re dating in Toronto, I feel very scared for you! 😭😭

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Baddest 🐐🐐

[🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️ @spiRiituaL]

May the life we desperately want find us.

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

@cheebabe_ Same oo

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

I screamed 😮

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Can you handle the losses?

[Davido @davido]

I can’t lie we entertainers .. we Dey fuckup I won’t lie including me … we need to speak up … it’s too much injustice goin on .. our country don go 💔🇳🇬

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

😂😂😂��😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Anyone with a better hysa rate ?

[Finance with Zaram @ChizaramNelo]

PC Financial currently gives an interest rate of 2.2% , is this the best high yield savings account in Canada right now?

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Omo chai
I pity him 😔

[Clinton🇵🇹 @Clinton_okp]

@39billion Plenty Norway games. im not betting today

[ᵀᴬ @TokiAnifowose]

God, i rebuke every spirit of laziness within me. replace it with discipline, focus, consistency, ambition, and strength. guide me toward success, protect my mind and path from negativity, and bless the work of my hands. AMEN.

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

@Eaglecash1 @DKashtalyan @thebeaksart Hard 🤞🏽🥳

[Eagle 🔬 @Eaglecash1]

My Art Entry;

whence come the wind from the east,
and the wind from the west?

Nay, saw a figure, elegant and majestic.

And as i drew nearer, behold, i caught a glimpse.

What did i see?

A Burning Beak.🔥

This is the lore of the Beak from Seoul.

@DKashtalyan @thebeaksart

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Canada immigration 🤞🏽

[Olú @Olufemiloye]

If you are called to give a 30 minutes speech on a topic without prior notice/preparation, what can you confidently talk about? 🤔

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

👀

[ECOOL @ECoolOfficial]

OFFICIAL TOUR LINE UP !!!! 🌎🔥

NORTH AMERICA ARE YOU READYYY?
KICK OFF THIS SUNDAY IN PEG CITY!!!
WE ACTIVE!!!

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Jesus Christ

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Good news 🤞🏽

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife.
Divorce is finalised.
It’s Ex-wife.

[Hayclef @hayclef1]

Omo 🤔

[Richlyrichard @Thfc_RR]

I'm From the future

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