𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗

your goth ex-gf ☠️ expert time-waster, wannabe music-maker - consistently MIA but probably having a good time x

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

self-deprecating humour but from a semi-optimistic perspective x

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

need at least twelve cigarettes after this shift

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

(i feel very awkward / out of touch at the afters hahahahahaha real)

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

my name is literally jeff

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

i drink milk straight from the carton

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

bunch of fucking time wasters (good at football though)

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

baffling because joe keery ? that's a new one

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

had a dream that joe keery hit on me then he had to leave to fly somewhere, and i chased after but just missed him ... and i have woken up extremely disappointed

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

'his computer background is that "little boy"'- alex's boss at work, referring to Luke Littler 😭😭😭

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

we ran up to the loos in temple bar and fUckin Now U Do came on 😩😩😩

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

i reiterate : confidence man are the one (1) singular reason that i continue drinking alcohol

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

i never want to drink again but then i hear firebreak - confidence man

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

me 🤝 having a migraine everyday this week 🤝 listening to tough baby - crack cloud far too loud on the bus because that's me (tough baby)

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

however anything/everything he states in suit & tie : agreed x

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

in carry out, justin timberlake states he is "well-seasoned" and i couldn't agree less

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

baby formula

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

i never want to drink again but then i hear firebreak - confidence man

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

finding the most perfect red sweater ❤️ it's almost £400 🙂💔

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

MY NAME IS EL JEFE

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

i woke up in burgess fucking hill

[𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 @hayeahiknow]

woke up with waking up in vegas stuck in my bonce