ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ，

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

https://t.co/uhHG8rhg5x

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Slumped over in the driver seat, sleeping in the church parking lot.

He missed the whole service.

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

woke up still drunk

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Stumbling down the dorm building hallway to pick up his McDonalds delivery.

He's very hungover.

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Stumbling down the dorm building hallway to pick up his McDonalds delivery.

He's very hungover.

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

. . .dont remember asking’

You uh go get us some drinks.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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woah !
let's do it ! i'm ned , by the way !

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

. . .sure

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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wait , you think so ?!

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Giving the smaller man a hard pat on the back.

“Enjoy the party shrimp. Maybe we can get ya laid or something.”

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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...

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Snuck into a party and got some freshman to give me 50 bucks 😎

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

“No. Thanks for your charitable donation.”

Quickly snatching the bill from the wrinkled wallet and stuffing it into his shorts pocket.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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panicked fingering through the compartments . " c - can you split fifty ? "

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

“Yeah. No shit dude. Hand it over or I’m kicking yer ass out!”

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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stares at the guy's palm for a second before it clicks . " oh ! it's your party . " fishing out his wallet.

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Holding out his hand.

20 bucks.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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i ——

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Didn’t know about the party. Didn’t know about the cover. Anything you do know?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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co ——
i ... i didn't know there was a cover !

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

. . .so ya didn’t even pay the cover?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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n - nobody ?
i didn't ... i didn't even know there was a party !

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

The fuck ya doing at this party then? Who let ya in?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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school ?
o - oh . no , i'm done with school .

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

To this school.

Rising to his feet

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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g - go here ?

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

You go here or somethin?

Narrowing his eyes.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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gulps && waddles closer .

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

You stupid or something

Cmere shrimp.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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freezes .

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Whistling after him.

Cmere.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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n - no .
i'll get going . s-sorry !

[ᅠᅠᅠ♯ 𝖘͟𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝘁𝗼𝘀𝘀𝐞͟𝖗͟ ， @hayesclaps]

Well??

Ya need somethin or what?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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o - oh .
uhm ... sorry !