Haylballs

I haven't been everywhere yet, but I want to

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@Kelcake_ Maybe she should stop spending her money on photo shoots of herself and move out of her parents... just sayin

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@Kelcake_ Let me guess... initials are SW?

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@Kelcake_ Hahahah or paying photographers to do photo shoots of just yourself for no fucking reason... multiple times a year 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Posting a bunch of selfies with bible verses as your caption doesn't make you an insightful Christian. It makes you an attention whore who uses religion as a facade for insecurity 🤷🏻‍♀️☝🏼 #jesusdoesntcareaboutyourselfies

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I was hoping to wake up in 2018 looking exactly like @BarRefaeli .... that didn't happen, so I'm just giving up on all my other resolutions 🤷🏻‍♀️

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K has officially hit "helpless boyfriend" level 💯

Phone rings: "Hey is the jimmy johns near me open"-K

....dude, you have an iPhone 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If I did anything right in my life, it was when I gave my heart to you.
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My life has reached an all time low: all I want for my birthday is a nice stainless steel trash can 😞🤦🏻‍♀️

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To the man who has carried me through many things in life, and more importantly drunk through hotel hallways. You're my person.

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Can't stop gaining weight, also can't stop eating....

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PSA: Avocados are severely toxic to dogs... I learned the hard way :(

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S/o to my bae for rushing home from a meeting because I'm crying over my dog eating an avocado #anesthesiamademedoit

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S/o to my best friend for taking time out of her day to help a sista out 👯🤗@kendalldsanders

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"If you can't snag a man by the time you're 30, I'm not paying for a wedding"-my loving mother

Thanks, alf

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I don't think I could love my sweet, generous, compassionate, selfless giant furby of a man anymore 😍

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"How do you feel about me having 4 wives, but you'd be my first and favorite"-K

Uhm, that's a hard no buddy

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@RyanRecup Haha you get a pass

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Next person I see wearing Lularoe leggings drinking a Unicorn Frap is getting punched square in the face. STOP IT- YOU ARE NOT FIVE

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I sometimes lol at my level of pettiness.... lolololol

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@chrissyteigen I promise I'm just as fun of a drinking partner as @johnlegend I just can't sing as well, and an not as poetic