H 🧚🏼‍♀️

I do not consume animals or their secretions thank u have a nice day

[H 🧚🏼‍♀️ @haylee_ah]

"I do not want to be liked. I want to be myself."

- Nayyirah Waheed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.

[Allday @alldaychubbyboy]

R.I.P Queen Elizabeth you would have loved the new Allday single "Runtrack" dropping at midnight on all platforms

[H 🧚🏼‍♀️ @haylee_ah]

@alldaychubbyboy Ours was 45ten (postcode) and they’d be like “45 WHAT?!” “45 ten!!” And they always ruined parties by fighting everyone

[εмιℓy 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @emixsoliz]

I just heard a mother on tik tok say "my kids didn't ask to be born I made the decision to have children. They dont owe me anything and I owe them a good life" and wow that's powerful!

[Allday @alldaychubbyboy]

Imagine if for the last year I’d been secretly making a rock album and tomorrow I dropped the first single #afterallthistime

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Normal people: I left my sunglasses in the car.

Jeep Owners: I Jeeped my Jeepgoggles in the Jeep™

[Assata @GottaLottaSata]

Kanye??

[Ste-fawn @galleds814]

How are you gonna say All Lives Matter when just two months ago you wanted to sacrifice your grandma for the economy?

[zae @itszaeok]

y’all love rebellions and revolutions until black people do it.

[Memphis LK @memphislk]

unexpected life hacks to improve your day and life in general

[Bree - Ann @bryvnnandrea]

“This is a pandemic. Not a productivity contest.”

[Kar @karlogan_]

Celebrities keep trying to sing the virus away like this is a Disney movie or something

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

when doctors deliver a particularly big baby they should take a pic with it like it’s a fish

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Chicago Sunday Service - Can’t Tell Me Nothing

[🐄🏡 @RealBigBaby]

Jesus died for me? That’s manipulative.