Jazzy demolished a toy in my living room so Iβm like βwho tf did this?β Looking at her guilty ass. The bird said βum NOT Hopper!β ππ€£π€£
I bought a parrot today,and the lady said he only says pretty boy and shut up. The second I got him out to put him in his cage he said βstupid bitchβ already love this bird π€£π₯°
I opened at work to find someone busted our window with a big ass rock. I really had to send the groupchat a video saying βOh no. Our window.. itβs broken!β After calling the cops of course. π₯²π€£ At least nothing was stolen π€·π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
Yβall I decided to try a therapist and at the second appointment she said, βIβm sorry I just donβt think I can help you. You seem fine alone.β EXCUSE ME WHAT. I think I just got dumped πππ€¦π»ββοΈ
My grannie is the strongest person I know, if yβall can pray she makes it through this surgery. She made it 101 years without breaking a bone, and broke her hip last night. π₯Ίπ