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[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

That mom scream was NASTY. That sheet of ice washed the whole family

[Turnitin @Turnitin]

Melania, we need to speak with you after class about your presentation.

[Joe Gillette @JoeGillette_]

Wichita meet was a success, plus my best friend shows up to watch

[j @julxssaespxnoza]

i am never deleting facebook

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

me in 5th grade when the teacher chose me to recalibrate the smartboard

[zander @zandirts]

me:

a random ass wave of sadness:

[Peyt @bosley_peyton]

My sister used a Kroger bag to bleach her hair and the logo came off on her head happy Monday

[Mia🤧 @meeeuhhmia]

me “sneaking” out everybody, just thought the world should see this

[Zaid K. Dahhaj @zaidkdahhaj]

If you’re in your 20’s, here’s the path.

This is a thread for you.