I always feel like I was made to have a very corporate job, but then I say stuff like “that’s what she said” or “that reminds me of that one episode of Spongebob..” on business lunches.
Me at 5:29PM rolling up to the Ritz Carlton for a wedding that starts at 5:30PM:
The valet: “you look very beautif-“
Me: *full panic* “WHERE’S THE WEDDING???”