Hayley Roane

Some people are stand up comedians... I'm a sit down comedian.

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

I think people forget that loving someone takes work sometimes. It's not always sunshine & rainbows, sometimes love is tornados and rain.

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

Gino spilled chips all over my software… in my butt. #rough

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

A QUEEN AND HER KING

[Casey's @caseysgenstore]

Hey Siri, show me true love

👰‍♀️: Monique H.

[ʟX 💫 @remgemx]

he’s having a moment

[m ✨ @_mlp333]

me in therapy every other week

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

What is the point of having Outlook if no one KEEPS THEIR CALENDAR UP TO DATE!?!?!? I do not want to reschedule a meeting 4 times bc people don’t have their calendars UPDATED OMG

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

I just had to bride myself with some weed to get myself to take a shower... sometimes mental illness is so fun

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

I have these moments where I remember I listened to Ke$ha and The Millionaires non stop between 12-15 yrs old and then I’m no longer surprised about how I turned out

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

@ohmygoshorn Hat game wasn’t strong enough for the sun, huh?

[swm @sheathescholar]

now that I’m fully vaccinated, I just want you to know that I still won’t be able to make that thing because I don’t want to come.

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

I already got the big sad on a normal day, why does my period have to make the big sad bigger 😕

[1 new tweet from Art Cai @fartcai]

do italians get the vaccine
like this or like this?

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

@AshHess When people who believe in God don’t believe in the vaccine I think of this comic🙃

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

Currently having a moment because I realized all the work I’ve been doing to improve myself and my mental health is 100% for me. I used to want to “fix myself” so others could love me easier, but now it’s just so I can love myself the best🥺😭 go Hayley💜

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

Can we shame anti-vaxxers like people shame the women’s right to abortions!?!?!? THEIR BODY, MY CHOICE. That’s the logic right...?

[Kendall @KendallJenner]

mom, this looks like a pregnancy announcement! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

Y’all I just ordered some new pens for work and when I say I’m excited about it... I’M MF EXCITED ABOUT THESE NEW PENS

[Ariam #FreeTigray @iambrattyb]

this movie radiates comfort

[Hayley Roane @haylestorm95]

@daparham I NEED THIS