Hayley 💣

wife of jeopardy’s hottest contestant

[Hayley 💣 @hayley_baum]

@iluminatibot Oh, woops that’s not where you were going with this. Forever 21 is all I see 😂

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

We are having trouble staying organized despite all of the shelves and clear containers. Apparently a label maker will finally change who we are.

[Hayley 💣 @hayley_baum]

@JBHill @jzux I appreciate this tweet so so much.

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

I drive a garbage truck, only it’s my minivan after a road trip with my kids

[Hayley 💣 @hayley_baum]

@Tired_Dad_of_2 Ah yes, I remember the day my husband had to chat with customer service to dispute the accidental purchase by our child of that exact Extreme Farts Extension Pack.

[jack like cooked crack @bruiser_broski]

my culture is not your costume

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

Kids talking at bedtime are like the marketing emails which you’ve unsubscribed to multiple times

[The Dad @thedad]

Sometimes I cancel plans with friends at the last-minute because I know what a relief that is when someone does it to me, and I want them to experience that joy.

[Hayley 💣 @hayley_baum]

@catherinerusse2 @damiengayle @JustStop_Oil I’d be way less mad at them if they did it to a Jeff Koons

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Me, at 18: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO

Me, at 40: I can do whatever 800mg of ibuprofen will allow me to do

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

She met him in Italy and they’re getting married in a month. He’s still trying to learn English 😭

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

I just ran a dishwasher entirely filled with cups. These kids need to go back to school.

[Hayley 💣 @hayley_baum]

@abc4utah I guess someone caught on when Shein started selling Tigers Not Lambs shirts

[ABC4 News @abc4utah]

A Utah-based company and its owner Sean Whalen have been forced to pay $211,335 for falsely claiming that its imported apparel is made in the USA

https://t.co/dkvFPblGXG

[Howard Sherman @HESherman]

A queer Afro-Latina actor won an Oscar. A Deaf actor won an Oscar. A woman won Best Director for the second consecutive year. Let's not let that be overshadowed. Let's honor and celebrate that.

[Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues]

In parent Twitter we tell a lot of jokes and rant about life with kids, but the thing is, life is pretty damn good.

My kids are such a joy and such a wonderful part of my life.

[Hayley 💣 @hayley_baum]

@100tomidnight I found this. stolen valor

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

He’s the unofficial ambassador of pandemic style. https://t.co/unM21tpdfX