hayley

i laugh at my own jokes & damn, i’m hilarious

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

Casually found a craisin in my bed at 3 am. Pretty sure I left it there and went back to sleep.

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

Ready to cheer on your Football team tonight? At 7 p.m. you can support the Chaparrals--who are 7-2 this season--at their last home game! 🏈 To view the game virtually, visit https://t.co/FscLskgqbd Go Chaps Go! ⭐

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

✅ Your checklist for next week!
Step one: Celebrate the COD Football team at the Football Rally at noon Thursday, Dec. 2, in the SSC Atrium. 🎉
Step two: Support the COD Football team at the NJCAA Division III National Championship at the Red Grange Bowl at noon on Dec. 4. 🏈

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

WOO! 👏🤩 Check out our incredible COD Football team cheering after their last victory, their fifth straight win! 🏆💪 Join us for the Football Rally at noon tomorrow in the SSC Atrium!

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

Your fellow Chaps wish you good luck as you compete in the national championship tomorrow, Nov. 13!
#GoChapsGo

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

We are taking donations for a supply drive for Midwest Shelter for Homeless Veterans! Donate new winter clothing, household items and more! Drop off your items in the bins provided at the Veterans Services Office, Library, Starbucks and Cafeteria.

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

You can support families served by @BridgeDuPage by participating in Sleep Out Saturday on Nov. 6 and 7. Challenge yourself to experience a few hours without permanent shelter, convenient food or a soft bed. To learn more, visit https://t.co/SUaZUHlUyN

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

*KNOCK KNOCK*
Trick-or-Treat! It’s vampire Chappy visiting President Dr. Brian Caputo, COD Learning Commons and some students at Starbucks. His Halloween bucket is full of his favorite treat, Chappy Bites!
Have a safe and happy Halloween from COD!

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

This week is SPIRIT WEEK! Get ready for a fun-filled week of COD giveaways, events and more!

[College Of DuPage @CollegeDuPage]

Looking to get involved this holiday season? Gnome-atter how you wish to give back, there are options for you! Visit https://t.co/8WcNhrE3kb to learn more.

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

@Tayhuahua Dude your from middle of nowhere iowa… 😂😂😂😂😂 i laughed so hard when i read this for real hahahaha

[angelica pickles @angieepiickles]

nothing is more humiliating than saying you’re from Alabama

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

Not a true friend if you don’t wish me a happy half birthday ... #highmaintenanceaf

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

If anyone is friends with my grandma on Facebook... i am so sorry. She has taken her politics to Facebook and is getting in arguments with literally everyone 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

I’m such a fucking brat on Christmas. I’m sorry to everyone who has to get me gifts.

[Selena @selenadaniella]

Did you listen to the Carmen prank calls in the morning going to school or just me?

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

I miss college. I miss Iowa. I miss going out on weekdays and not having hangovers.

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

My super power: Drunk me stalking and finding everyone i know on social media 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mark Boulevardez™ @MarkoftheGODS]

Surveillance footage of me after getting off work:

[hayley @hayley_mac16]

I’m glad in 2013 i was cool

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

I spent my skinny years thinking I was fat asf now im fr fat im mad