hayley raphael

Actor /Writer/Firecracker

[hayley raphael @hayleyraphael]

Okay, hear me out:

A title for a salad put together from buffet leftovers:

“Romaines of the day.”

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No one:
Mom: what’s Bikram Yogurt?
Me: Yoga.

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I’m coining a new term; “Coldvid.”

Example:

Joe: “Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?”

Jill: “Hell no. It’s too damn cold & too damn Covid.”

Now you use it in a sentence.

#COVID19 #Cold #nyc #freezing

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Covid to their publicist, “All press is good press, right?

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Knowledge is power but WebMD is debilitating. #anxiety #ingrownhairorcancer

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Okay hear me out, an eyeglass store called “Suddenly See More” #littleshop #theatregeek #pun

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@RachelLaLoca Don't hide that smile, prima!!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I will always fight for a woman’s right to make a decision about her own body. It should be her decision and not Donald Trump’s.

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Anyone else rallying for @Andy Cohen to moderate the next debate?

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Check out hayley raphael's video! #TikTok https://t.co/TuXC4V17E9

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

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@MeltdownWRIF Yes

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Jew in the streets, Jew in the sheets

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@sarahannho1 @RachelLaLoca @emckennacox @thatsso_rachael @thatsbrianda @AlessioAraujo God l love blenders

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@RachelLaLoca @emckennacox @thatsso_rachael @sarahannho1 @thatsbrianda @AlessioAraujo Just the 10 of us is me dating when we finally get out of here

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RIP J-Crew. And here I was just about to explore my gingham aesthetic

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Relieved to find out that Twitter was the gay sobbing teenager I always thought it was. Also, I’m a gay sobbing teenager. #Sondheim90Concert

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I’d trust Donna Murphy to take out my soul keep it for the duration of a song and gently place it back in my still beating chest. I’m fine. I’m fine, I’m ...hysterical #sendintheclowns #Sondheim90Concert

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@LacketyLac We all cried and fell off our couch

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@jheimbrock I hear you. I’m so tired of dating Bobbies & Georges