Hayley Simonds

teacher lady person of tiny humans or whatever 🍎

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

I need a man that looks at me the same way I look at corn dogs

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 8 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 8 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Wait jk.. spoke too soon—he needs to come home now

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Jaace is out of town this weekend, so I’m eating cookies in bed because he can’t tell me not to.

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

They’re officially done done now —sanded, covered in resin, holes drilled and pieces put together.

Wines to appeal to all tastes: red, rose, white

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Don’t mind me covering my face.. Fresh out the shower.

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

It’s been a while since I posted any earrings.. here are some I’ve been working on doing for my best friends bachelorette.

Can you tell we’re going on a wine tour? 🍷

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Modified them a bit…gotta love the shine of the resin and obviously I love me a good dangle earring

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Nice to meat you @PaymoneyWubby

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

IT IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ALBUM OF YEAR, ALBUM OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN LOUD IN THE DARK FOR ME LOVE YOU SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE

GET IN: https://t.co/8iqJqJH3rF

[julia, PhD📕 phan diego & phicago @reidafterdark]

@awsten W O W............ tiktok awsten is so much nicer than twitter awsten

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN THIS

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Got Dunkin’s for the first time in what feels like F O R E V E R today.. and I’ve just got to say—today is the day the Lord has made.

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Happy heavenly Birthday ♥️

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Happy first heavenly birthday my dood. Celebrate with you again someday #26

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

PURPLE WHITE PURPLE WHITE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A 58% free throw shooter sealing a game from the line...in college?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MADNESS

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

Accurate.

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

My best friend doesn’t know what she got herself into when asking me to be MOH...

I’m definitely bringing these for everyone at her dress appointments tomorrow.

Gotta rate them hoes.

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

When you and your coworkers are codependent and don’t want to spend planning apart

[Hayley Simonds @hayleysissy]

All that quarantine weight I gained was just preparing me for a cold winter.