hay

50, he/him. music. mlp. modular synths, guitars, amplifiers. dogs. physics. mental illness.

[hay @haymakerpony]

@Tubbyhusker @SoftFeatherBed I have a few fans that do this to me. And they wonder why I ignore them completely soon after this starts. It's not that I mind interacting. It's more like it makes me feel annoyed, creeped on, and stalked.

It's a good way to get ditched by your fave content creators.

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@skylos The spread between the wealthy and the poor is enough now I wonder if it's just not worth financially dealing with serfs.

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@geaux_tigers72 Yeah it reminded me of the story and I felt others might get a laugh!

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Long ago, and I assure you the statute of limitations has long expired, my gremlin friends and I stole a metal stand up cigarette price sign from a gas station. If you're young enough you might not know what that is, after looking awhile, I found a pic:

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So we put it on the front lawn of this place. It was luck. We drove by it and all looked at each other.

Might be my fave gremlin moment of all time.

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A bunch of teenagers in a car at night driving around with a stolen sign seemed like a recipe for getting arrested, so we decided to ditch it ASAP.

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https://t.co/KaB4CAzgg5

jimmy buffett with dog noises

for real

[hay @haymakerpony]

@Hasbro @Wizards_DnD I'd like to help. Perhaps you don't understand exactly what product you're selling. You're selling art tools. You're allowing your customers to express themselves and create art based on a system that you've created and own. Don't mess with creatives' muses.

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@KiniroTonada I've kinda hosed this account on account of me basically having a mental breakdown in public on it anyway LMAO

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@KiniroTonada Yeah, I have hardly any action on my Twitter lately and I really don't want to support him. I think I'm going to get off here in the next few days. I've only held out because it reminds me of the horse days. I'm not nostalgic, but Twitter was awesome back then cuz pony things.

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https://t.co/8T0DWyIO7Y

Sometimes I like to make music.

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OMG you humans are so boring ugh

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🎵I saw Santa selling fentanyl
Underneath the overpass last night 🎵

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RPG Horse by @DessertBurrito she's the awesomest ever

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"Today," said the next random YouTube video, "we're discussing hydrofluoric acid burns."

The hell we are lmao

[hay @haymakerpony]

Couchlock Holmes and Mr. Potson star in, "My Arch-Nemesis, Officer Moriarty"

[🌧🌿✨ Suni ✨🌿🌧 @suniscathorsis]

suggestive warning but oh my god -

this moment that just happened between me and my wife

asexual x succubus but make it pony

[hay @haymakerpony]

Pros of using studio monitors and subwoofer to watch YouTube videos: stuff sounds great!
Cons of using studio monitors to watch YouTube videos: you keep hearing the music that's playing in the room next door to the interviewer and it sounds like it's outside your room.
Annoying.

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@hiraeth_horsey I'd accept you either way.

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@Kodian_DamnBear I'm so sorry.