Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis

don’t mind grammar errors… everything here is a joke

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Y’all I be thinking it’s easy peasy lemon squeezie but in fact it’s difficult difficult lemon difficult...

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Some of us wait, some of us act🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

I didn’t come this far just to come this far🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

@maxk1199 Flaw 😭

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

@maxk1199 Gotta work back to it brother🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Go Birds 🦅

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Me: *does bare minimum*
Her: you know you’re the first guy to ___

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

It worked

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

We held hands and I did the thumb thing… she should be in love now right?

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Found a new barber and I think I’m in love

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

replacing me is easy but finding a vibe like mine is impossible i promise you.

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

@realconnor @Arianna161616 Fine I’ll drive

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Learning I have an anxious attachment style the hard way :/

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

On gang

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck a talking stage im in love wit you

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.

[Words @itswords_]

i lowkey don’t wanna tell anyone what's going on in my life anymore.

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Finding new music >>>

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

We held hands and I did the thumb thing… she should be in love now right?

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Rod Wave kinda night 🫠

[Malcolm in the Midlife Crisis @hayman_malcolm]

Have a feeling I’m gonna get played 🙂

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

I feel like I’m stepping into one of the best chapters of my life yet