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Does anything go harder than Peter Griffin and Tom tuckers skateboard video?

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@SpottedLaurier Show up at their home address middle of the night

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No one talks about how great guitar hero STILL is #FooFighters

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I could never trust those new sites where you buy a car online. You need to see the car first in person before they transport it to you. There’s just no way that a car won’t show up looking like it drove mid-game through its Tim Hortons road hockey fundraiser.

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@TysonHill20 mix in a tweet big fella your Twitter has less of a pulse than Hank Aaron.

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@evanjreinhart Who the actual shit has time to say “1 o’clock am” dude? It’s “1am”. Why are you trying to add words like this is an English essay? That’s 3 Hail Marys.

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@RyHill30 What a bogus tweet man. Mix in a face wash every now and then and you’ll figure out that you use hot water to open up your pores in cold water to close them back up. Quit using baby wipes and get yourself @everymanjack beard and face wash. Use IMALOSER for 5% discount.

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@optimusrein You’re now sitting at a desk wearing Under Armor polos from a Winners sales rack. Congrats tho man. Whats the next big achievement for you?

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@JustinTrudeau sup brother, mind if I snag the liberal party gas card y’all use to fill the private helicopter with quick? Thanks man. Tell the mrs I say hi.

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I swear, if one more goof with a Québec plate cuts me off mid roundabout, I’m calling the red coats #escargotFyourself

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@SpottedLaurier Be smarterer

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@DanyAllstar15 Man FaceTime me for some serious pandemic cards against humanity with the boys

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@DanyAllstar15 Source?

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@SpottedLaurier @Skype help the next leading generation out because they can’t find an alternative for themselves.

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@SpottedLaurier @Laurier Literally sit down in an environment that won’t distract your dumbass. It’s pretty simple you undisciplined donkey.

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Yea, 0 tweets, but you best believe my first one will say that those stupid surgical masks you wear are made in china. Bunch of goofs you are. #ThinTheHerd