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she/her; hey there demons it’s me, another demon

[haysbian @haysbian]

the biggest dyke energy is the tie dye girl pulling Halle’s duffle bag out of the pile in the parent trap

[haysbian @haysbian]

white nationalists marched through DC on the forth of July but sure, let’s spend our energy on a pop star’s wedding

[haysbian @haysbian]

all i will say about taylor swifts wedding is don’t we all have bigger things to worry about

[haysbian @haysbian]

the duffer bros pmo so much it’s so clear in season 3 that robin came out of her own volition. she’s already thrown up the truth serum. i rebuke everything about season 5

[haysbian @haysbian]

it needs to be july of 2019 again so i can watch stranger things season 3 for the first time and once again correctly guess that robin buckley is a lesbian from the second she opens her mouth

[haysbian @haysbian]

i knew i was vindicated the SECOND she said she was obsessed with steve in school and that her life felt like one big error

[haysbian @haysbian]

i love this movie already!

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

Happy birthday, Haymitch.

[haysbian @haysbian]

i’ve only been 32 for a month but the fact that I’ve gained the confidence to give myself my weekly shot so it’s now become a “medicine i take on saturdays” instead of a big medical event that happens once a week under adult supervision is hopefully a sign for a better year

[haysbian @haysbian]

my 10th grade English teacher told us all to stop standing for the pledge because we weren’t obligated to do so by the school district or the law and anyone who pretended otherwise was a fascist and that snapped something in my brain

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[haysbian @haysbian]

if it’s true that taylor really did invite harry to her wedding but he couldn’t go you’ll never hear from me again. how am I supposed to move on from that

[Variety @Variety]

Harry Styles got the invite to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding but can't attend due to his tour in London.

Other A-list invites include Zoe Kravitz, Ellen Pompeo, Steven Spielberg, Sabrina Carpenter, Ed Sheeran and more. Swift's country roots are also represented on the guest list with invites sent to Miranda Lambert, Kane Brown, Little Big Town, Kelsea Ballerini and Maren Morris.

Hollywood executives with invites include former Disney CEO Bob Iger, Disney’s president and chief creative officer Dana Walden and AMC Theatres CEO Adam Aron, among others.

Read more here: https://t.co/omWkMDFiE1

[haysbian @haysbian]

when taylor swift wrote “never take advice from someone who’s falling sassy” she was talking about me

[haysbian @haysbian]

i hope they find the kid who submitted the picture and expel them and i hope that whoever dropped the ball on this gets fired or booted from the PTA

[haysbian @haysbian]

my former middle school being in people magazine because some idiot student submitted a picture of baby hitler for the school yearbook was not on my 2026 bingo card

[People @people]

Adolf Hitler's Baby Photo Accidentally Included in Yearbook of N.J. Middle School https://t.co/2ulRbDIyQO

[haysbian @haysbian]

once again the vibes in bergen county are amazing rn

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani greeted Panama vs. England fans, helped with wristbands, and joined volunteers guiding matchgoers toward NJ Transit before they headed to MetLife Stadium. Have you ever seen any politician like him????

[haysbian @haysbian]

yes at the age of 5 i was thinking about being an aunt

[haysbian @haysbian]

i’m so glad Toy Story is getting its own moment. it’s genuinely so good and one of my favorite movies and the reason why I saved all my toys for my sister’s kids

[haysbian @haysbian]

of course this could all be fake and a distraction so she can get married somewhere else but if it’s true 😒

[haysbian @haysbian]

i understand that they want privacy and need security during the wedding (which is a crazy thing to say) but this is 4th of July weekend. How badly is this going to impact people trying to travel

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have reportedly filed a permit request to close streets around Madison Square Garden from July 2-4, according to @TMZ.

Several members of the Kansas City Chiefs have also booked hotels in the area for the same time period.

[haysbian @haysbian]

i don’t live in nyc and i’ve only been to msg for concerts so i know the layout a little bit, but not enough to know if actual New Yorkers are going to be inconvenienced by this especially on a holiday weekend

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[haysbian @haysbian]

@shiptorcxio like let’s stop normalizing keeping crucial scenes after the credits