Diper911

aspiring beam of light -- she/her

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Walked out of the nail shop and realized that my birthday nails are also @dunkindonuts nails! 🍩

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We all dread cleaning our air fryers right?

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@etonde I have so many theories!

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Happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate https://t.co/n0hX9Go9AT

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One of the themes of this retrograde is the classic ‘fuck around and find out’

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It’s always ‘ew that fart smells like Fritos’ and not simply ‘Fritos smell like farts’

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@etonde Do ittttttttt

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One thing about me is that I’m never gonna mind my business. Did I just turn off a podcast so I could listen to a conversation behind the co-op? Yes. Yes I did.

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@doubledareyouuu 😬🙋🏽‍♀️ just signed my dude up for a track & field camp bc it was the ONLY thing I could find

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@etonde 😭 I’m sorry sis, that’s the worst.

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Currently writing a grant report. About to start a drinking game where I drink every time I have the urge to use the word “unprecedented”

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You know how people who are good at building stuff will just remodel their kitchen bc they want to? That’s me, but with baked goods.

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You know how there’s tasks you put off for months and then they take 15 minutes to do? Well I’ve been doing those types of things for 6 hours 💀

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@etonde The main reason I’m on is to follow the drama and shenanigans on my neighborhood page

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Do u ever mindlessly open Facebook and start scrolling? I’m like ‘who is that? Oh yeah this girl I worked with 14 years ago,” and immediately close the app.

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My son when he’s trying to convince me that he should be able to bring the 1,000th stick into my house:

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Eating dinner, playing Would You Rather…
7: Would you rather be an elephant or let me die?
Me: 😳

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@etonde @drawntosenia It’s a problem honestly

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Is your Olympics viewing experience marred by worrying that they’re scuffing and dulling the ice for the next skater or are you normal?