Hayley Valeri

late bloomer 🌱 (she/her)

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@honeypluton my bf is in his 30s and he uses this shit like everyday 😭

[Chris Swiftie™ ☁️ @HuffleBoy]

Lots of people have disappointed me in life but never Taylor Swift

[ally🎀 @bbyonlyangel]

BREAKING NEWS HARRY STYLES THROWS GOAT ON CHRIS PINE AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL!!!!

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

i got in bed at 10:30 to read a book and now it’s 2am and the book has not been touched since 10:35

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

YOU SHOULD THE DRAMA
DO SOMETHING SURROUNDING
PRODUCTIVE THIS MOVIE IS
TOO INTERESTING

[Katja 🌈 ⚔️ @KatBlack42]

Not now darling, mommy has to read all of the #DontWorryDarling reviews

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

we need the don’t worry darling drama so badly because, as we know, all other news is a never-ending dumpster fire. so I don’t mind spending hours looking at different angles of the alleged spit!! it’s just self care at this point 😌

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@merlautho713 please delete me in general if I start saying things like this 😵

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@crocfanpage fuck grammar i guess lol

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@crocfanpage I’ve seen my bf in his little golf outfits so must I really love him 🤓

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@bbrittnee Wait what?!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When my therapist asks how I’ve been

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

anybody wanna timeshare a dyson airwrap 🥴

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@thumbeddellina @lefthandedhater I’m gonna need you to rewrite the entire Bible in your voice, please. I’d read the hell out of that 😅

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@bbrittnee I would love that!!

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@bbrittnee We should hang soon so I can ask you a million questions about going back to school!! I have so many 🥲

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

they gotta pass it in the senate too 🫣

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

god i hope this actually sticks

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

We just PASSED the Assault Weapons Ban!

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

@rennamadelyn wait shut up I am also reading this right now too 🥹

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

here’s a pic of me and the book I’m currently reading, I think it makes sense 😌

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

wait I must tag the queen @jenerous bc this book is everything 2 me 💘

[Hayley Valeri @hayvaleri]

here’s a pic of me and the book I’m currently reading, I think it makes sense 😌