Hayward S. Cayenne

He/Him | 23 | EST | Left-handed

[Hayward S. Cayenne @haywardScayenne]

Berserk in a Toys R Us

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@drewdilkens please leave office and stop fucking up this city further

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@drewdilkens

$10 million

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I hate this so much

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

"who designed this? too many columns. structurally redundant. waste of materials. look at those muppets in their matching pink, how stupid. acoustics could be improved by at least 17%. should install hexagonal sound panels. i wonder what's happening on 𝕏"

[Hayward S. Cayenne @haywardScayenne]

@LinGrey1865 @elonmusk @christopherrufo ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for a bomb-ass pea soup

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@elonmusk @christopherrufo I am praying for your downfall

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@drewdilkens

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@OwlMeatPie @Nyazsche the disease that makes you float

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@mogumu_ What card did you get?

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Especially Chu Gruba

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I love all my very real followers

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@chumblings i love chiikawa...

[Hayward S. Cayenne @haywardScayenne]

@chumblings

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@DynamoSuperX This roster is missing Goomba Tower and Trottin' Piranha Plant

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@DaveOshry This game got me into Zelda

[Hayward S. Cayenne @haywardScayenne]

They can try taking it, but they won't make it past Sweetums

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Church of Scientology is reportedly planning to buy the Jim Henson Company Lot.

(Source: https://t.co/1jzXcjrQMb)

[Hayward S. Cayenne @haywardScayenne]

@GoodReddit I FUCKING LOVE BUYING PRODUCTS THAT DON'T EXIST

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@vgboxartdaily it would be so awesome is Bario met Gabario on the big screen

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@mrpiggmin I find it strange that Nintendo apparently groups the 3D Mario games like this. Odyssey is quite different from 64 and Sunshine (and Galaxy 1 & 2 are very different from 3D Land and World)

[Hayward S. Cayenne @haywardScayenne]

@mrpiggmin That might be partly due to me not having nostalgia for the game, but I think that without starting a new save file, Odyssey has much less replayability than other games

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@FrozenApplejuic @mrpiggmin That's very well put. I think the game is very much its own thing and not really a successor to 64 and Sunshine