Hay

my favorite things are Taco Tuesday's, Bob Saget, and the movie ELF

[Hay @hayyy_3]

accidentally got drunk alone at 2:30 pm today bc i remembered i went to hs w my dads girlfriend

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact.

If you pet a seal, there’s a chance it will pet you back.
https://t.co/uJ6maPAc7k

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Opal, the orphaned baby opossum, is starting to meet zoo visitors when she goes out on walks in her new special pouch.

[🐌 @Wheeema]

"i got that dawg in me"

the dog in question:

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fiona! The most beautiful hippo in the world!

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

May I interest you in a plant?

[Hay @hayyy_3]

ladies & gentleman, my mother:

[Hay @hayyy_3]

@ml12___ would give the WORLD for one more win :/

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Hay @hayyy_3]

@ml12___ gone but never forgotten 💔

[Hay @hayyy_3]

this is the worst day of my life :( rip

[Hay @hayyy_3]

this is why i should not be allowed to have days off of work

[Hay @hayyy_3]

@joshuazermeno long live 220

[Hay @hayyy_3]

guys look at how happy zeke was to have a puppy around

[Hay @hayyy_3]

@ml12___ just pulled mine out this weekend 💯🔥😩

[Hay @hayyy_3]

@The_A_A_Ron nothing but respect for my best friend😭😭😭😭😭

[Rob @thegallowboob]

found out farmers often protect their young cows from frostbite by using special earmuffs and i mean just look at them

[Hay @hayyy_3]

@mchrrrry ok but where did u find it

[Hay @hayyy_3]

true friendship is that @ml12___ and i can both be at the bar alone, yet somehow we’re still drinking together