jessie

cue the magic school bus theme!! @rideonthemsb.
🍅 @lycopersicary

[jessie @hazardajess]

chasing my next high (crunching all the fallen leaves on the sidewalk)

[jessie @hazardajess]

firefly hit my windshield, I'm never driving again :(

[jessie @hazardajess]

this is at least half of humorous interp at high school drama competitions

[James @exhaustdata]

Just once I think that a stand up comedian should be like “okay this next one’s a cover” and then do someone else’s bit word for word

[jessie @hazardajess]

@paulwilsonimage the bottom left photo is kinda giving abba

[jessie @hazardajess]

@cookiedoves They're unforgettable

[jessie @hazardajess]

@aethelfleds he gets it

[َ @__Lily__pond]

Seeking counsel from the tree outside my house

[🖤 @honeyandcyanide]

the birds outside my window will never know how much they mean to me.

[jessie @hazardajess]

I think I have just witnessed a mereorite :O

[jessie @hazardajess]

do you ever wonder about the etymology of the word "enigma"? bc it is very mysterious to me

[jessie @hazardajess]

listen to the mourning doves

[jessie @hazardajess]

this is what i look like on ice! i have olympic potential 🙂‍↕️

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

The absolute tenderness of this video circulating online

It seems to show the 18-year-old American 🇺🇸 figure skater Isabeau Levito, who has an Italian 🇮🇹 mother, from Milan

As if the Gods had foretold the Olympics for her right there

[jessie @hazardajess]

@93LizardMilitia northern mockingbird :)

[jessie @hazardajess]

no, i mean, i do like Bad Bunny. i'm just confused. i thought this was an American Football show? i was hoping they'd play For Sure

[jessie @hazardajess]

@birdwarehouse_ i know at least some butterflies will swarm on a carcass, so i wonder if there's some connection between that and the fear/disgust reaction?

[jessie @hazardajess]

@keeper_of_books caterpillar!

[jessie @hazardajess]

what the hell

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

only slightly related but this reminded me that my friend and I have a list we add to every time we hear a word or phrase that isn't offensive but sounds like it could be

[jessie @hazardajess]

@93LizardMilitia Thigmophilic. Like roaches

[jessie @hazardajess]

in 2026 i am going to see more birds

[jessie @hazardajess]

@keeper_of_books these cats have the most unexpected tastes 😅

[jessie @hazardajess]

my cat

just wrenched the slice of tomato

from my sandwich

not the turkey or the bacon. the tomato.

and he GROWLED at me when i tried to get him to drop it

[jessie @hazardajess]

he has now eaten the entire slice