Del Gaskin

Britney Spears sceptic - give me a pork chop anytime

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Brits will survive: this revolution will not be televised - Gil Scott-Heron

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voting BNP is not a protest vote, it's voting for common sense

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Bad news David Cameron, Gordon Brown's bought some eggs

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Worse news Gordon Brown, David Cameron's got bigger eggs

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Britney Spears' new album is, The Yolk's on Me

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Gordon Brown's new album is, Walking on Eggshells

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David Cameron's new album is, We're Rehatching Thatcher's Egg

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Clegg says that's eggzactlee right-throw eggs at everyone except me

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David Cameron says, yes, everyone should throw eggs - it's a smash

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Gordon Brown says everyone must throw eggs at everyone else

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cameron-clegg are chickens without heads, media hysterical. Gordon's the only one who looks completely sane

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I get the feeling that Britain is one large duck island and we have all been sold down the river

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Hi satwa - the FBI make it up as they go along

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Hi Digham, well it has to be Eton College they are the moat owners!

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Now that Cameron's conservatives have been caught out they will have to rely on Eton College to vote for them-Digham

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justiceforswine-glad to hear you landed safely

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moogyboobles do you always get dressed just to go into the kitchen for your bacon and eggs?

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justiceforswine@hazbin - that's a rasher off the old block!

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Lovely day over the marshes but very windy

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Manipulating anything royal can only make it better