William Hazeltine

[Jarvis Juice Landry @God_Son80]

My reaction exactly😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZRszPHLMml

[Jelani Malik @jelanijenkins53]

In all my years of playing football I cannot remember being more excited to play in a football game than I am now for tomorrow's game 🐬🐬

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@stephenathome and a puppy explain the difference between broadcast and cable TV.
https://t.co/34C1nbz67Q

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The latest Hi-Res image. I told everybody it wasn’t a planet, but nobody listened. (via @DavidBerthod)

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

And after review .. it's GONE! That's his 30th #TexMessage!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I can't wait for the next Mad Max movies: Bargaining Max, Depression Max, and finally, Acceptance Max. #LSSC

[Mr. Wake @Kold91]

😎

[Brian Hartline @brianhartline]

So it took a little longer then expected but I wanted to thank as many Dolphins Fans as possible. So Thank You!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Me & @CameronDiaz photobomb NYC tourists. http://t.co/34khP8Oahp

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Quick, does anyone have a phone charger I can borrow? My battery is almost dea

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Stephen Ross and the Dolphins wish to express their deepest condolences to the Wilson family, @BuffaloBills organization and their fans.

[Doug Williams @DougWilliamsTV]

The NFL banning dunks over the goal post as a celebration may be the most obvious example of the "No Fun League" yet: http://t.co/Q0gi2s80SX

[Coach Stizzy @starks94]

Glad to be a dolphin!!!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Daylight Savings Time started this weekend. Which means I finally won the 4-month standoff I've been having with my oven clock.