Casey Lohanthony

i will go down with this ship

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

@ZaddiHen She and pat shwarz (the gymcel son) both starred in The Staircase about a murder case in North Carolina and people made fun of her accent then. Now this one is even WORSE I think mike white has her doing it on purpose for shits n gigs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

@PopBase @ayerway

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

dad breaking the news to his kids about the divorce via text: “kids, I’ve decided to stop rizzing up your mom 😔”

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

Altoona should not be known on a national level. We do not yet know the ramifications, but we should fear them.

[Jordan Rhone @JordanRhone]

The United CEO shooter had a Sheetz right across the street he could’ve chosen to eat breakfast at, but he made the mistake of entering the citizen sleuth capital of the world: McDonald’s of Altoona PA…

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

let this be a lesson

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

Somewhere out there is a PR associate rocking back and forth and biting their nails down to the quick

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

Give these little freaks their own spinoff

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

“Defying Gravity” but it’s The Blood Brothers

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

Now taking suggestions for what to do if it flips back…

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

If PA flips I will shotgun the 4+ year old room temp Yuengling that I keep on the shelf for nostalgic purposes.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

Can confirm. The power she has…

[meg kay @_megito]

pro tip: if you only interact with moodeng content on your for you feed you will actually forcibly remove all the weird racists that twitter wants you to see

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

I stand corrected

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

This is the end, I fear….

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

@joeynolfi @angiecdavies

[Casey Lohanthony @hazedndconfused]

@rebeccakmccray @angiecdavies

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

i would be unstoppable if you replaced all of the pop culture trivia in my brain with useful life skills