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[🐘 @hazeee__]

Update on life: I’m married now…

[🐘 @hazeee__]

Damn. They are really about to be more annoying than usual….. even more after this weekend 😭

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I just started watching Before The 90 Days and this guy just flew to Brazil to meet his online gf who lives in a part of the Amazon that’s so remote that after landing he still has to ride by boat for TWO DAYS to get to the HUT that she lives in with no electricity or water

[🐘 @hazeee__]

Remembered…. Toby Keither passed away :(

[🐘 @hazeee__]

Why is my ex using my number to get Kroger points????? I know it’s him wth lol 😭

[🐘 @hazeee__]

I’m so tired

[kier #teamlydia @ningmymelo]

“my pronouns are he he” 😭😭😭😭

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

se murió Paquita la del Barrio y en su honor yo seguiré odiando a los hombres

[y8 @y8wlr]

rocky to rihanna

[🐘 @hazeee__]

Told my dad we’re going to dance to a yt ppl song…. But what he doesn’t know is that I will play a song that he used to sing to me when I was little 😭

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

“Rue bitch, is you still doing drugs hoe?”

[🐘 @hazeee__]

Paquita passing hurt my heart. She was ahead of her time dragging these men 🥲😞

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

best episode of abbott elementary incoming

[Janiah🪐 @JaniahJanay]

who tf is the CEO of ticketmaster

[🐘 @hazeee__]

@CINphetamine Same 🥰

[🐘 @hazeee__]

I listen to “Not Like Us” as inspiration everyday.