hazel

just a gal

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

it’s international women’s day AND hinge is down - I’d say that’s a big win for women everywhere, all those F1 loving 5’7 sourdough starter consultants from Clapham won’t be dulling our shine today ladies 💅

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

don’t know about you guys but I’ve discovered as an adult the most accurate barometer of my mental wellness is what cereal I choose to buy:
- no cereal at all: thriving
- Rice Crispies: things are satisfactory
- Krave cookies and cream: I’m having a mental breakdown x

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

I mean come on

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

Watching Grease and wondering why all of the actors playing these teenagers are literally like 40 years old??

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

the latter fact definitely softened the crushing inevitability of the unfolding climate crisis, but yah go watch it

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

if you want to weep and be terrified and hopeful and sad all at the same time watch the new David Attenborough doc on Netflix, which is essentially his obituary for earth as we know it🥺 incredible, important film though I highly recommend

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

also side note: David Attenborough was actually pretty spicy when he was young

[Ayishat Akanbi @Ayishat_Akanbi]

Never get so high off the arrogance of new information that you forget you once didn’t know what you do today.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

this x1000

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

The Importance of Free Speech @Ayishat_Akanbi

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

@gabeiskwl It does indeed slap - also I just remembered 'King of the Jungle' another primary school anthem

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

😭

[Louise @achilledpinot]

I had to share this ❤️ think it’s the most beautiful clip I’ve ever seen ❤️❤️❤️

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

@zoeblacher That's amazing Zoe! Well done and definitely well deserved 🎉😀

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

Day 7 of lockdown - today we did an ‘Over 50s and seniors’ low intensity cardio workout from YouTube just to feel something. It was surprisingly hard. This is life now.

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[R  B B @RICKYxROBB]

Only one team can save us from the Coronavirus.

#Covid_19

[hazel @hazelbhazelb]

Pancake day is unarguably the best day of the year. No stress, no fuss, and a free pass to load up on unlimited carbs in their most delicious pancake-y form? Sign me up bitches