it’s international women’s day AND hinge is down - I’d say that’s a big win for women everywhere, all those F1 loving 5’7 sourdough starter consultants from Clapham won’t be dulling our shine today ladies 💅
don’t know about you guys but I’ve discovered as an adult the most accurate barometer of my mental wellness is what cereal I choose to buy:
- no cereal at all: thriving
- Rice Crispies: things are satisfactory
- Krave cookies and cream: I’m having a mental breakdown x
if you want to weep and be terrified and hopeful and sad all at the same time watch the new David Attenborough doc on Netflix, which is essentially his obituary for earth as we know it🥺 incredible, important film though I highly recommend
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
Day 7 of lockdown - today we did an ‘Over 50s and seniors’ low intensity cardio workout from YouTube just to feel something. It was surprisingly hard. This is life now.
Pancake day is unarguably the best day of the year. No stress, no fuss, and a free pass to load up on unlimited carbs in their most delicious pancake-y form? Sign me up bitches