hazel stroschein

lip syncing one oldies jam at a time

[Josh Pherigo @JoshPherigo]

Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

prince oberyn's death just wrecked me all over again

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

@_porcelainchaos I am what I am 🤷🏻‍♀️

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

She did a whole week of performances on Jimmy Fallon and holy shiiiiit they slaaaayyyy

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

Honestly Miley is still completely slaying it these days

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

It's official!!! 🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/UKq2MW0EyR

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

Charge nurse's suggestion on evaluating drunk patient's consciousness: "Twist his nipples." #nursehacks

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

I am 110% over everything about Taylor Swift

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

@pizzahut @gabrielisdanger

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

Look at these sweet nuggets 😭😭❤️ https://t.co/ogjNI2a095

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

@OfficialJLD @MrTonyHale @timothycsimons @katyperry Omg 😭 nothing could be more perfect than this

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

We don't appreciate Nick Offerman nearly as much as we should.

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

Just sacks Astapor like a muthafucking boss. #🐉

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

GoT season 3 episode 4 Daenerys is my #SPIRITANIMAL

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

Reminder that if a woman didn't post #MeToo, it doesn't mean she wasn't sexually assaulted or harassed. Survivors don't owe you their story.

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

Can't get over the episodes of #GoT when Robb was in love with a nurse. 😭 #romanceofthecentury

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

OMG SO GOOD! And the carpool karaoke just blew me away hahaha

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

Ok I've definitely decided it's not enough

[hazel stroschein @hazeldaze__]

I frequently swing between idolizing Miley Cyrus too much and not enough. #queen