Hazel

I read, and mostly sleep a lot. I, also write when I'm not too busy sleeping. Bokuaka is canon, it's plain as a pikestaff!!!!🎗️

[Hazel @hazeldenizen]

#Day4 Rev. Hanahaki

Link : Primrose Blue
https://t.co/QVZeK9jlt0

Summary : Akaashi realizes that his feelings for Bokuto have led to a rare form of Hanahaki. A flower has now begun to sprout from the latter's lungs, numbering his days.

#BokuAkaWeek2021 #BokuAka @BokuakaWeek

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

my cat just stuck her tiny disgusting paw in my coffee and then yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Am I tripping or is it not basic office etiquette to not bother the person returning from 1+ week(s) of leave on their FIRST day back in office?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal
"we" so she doesn't feel so ashamed.
"We don't eat that. We don't chew on electrical cords," I say. It's as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on that problem together.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening.....stop ignoring me you menace

[LISA🦋 @catmoaaw]

every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Reminder that 95° and humid is better than 10° and a wind chill

[miri @eggoslug]

I used to laugh at the “people in their twenties are either running, doing a masters, or moving to japan” thing. anyway I just bought running shoes

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

happy father’s day to the man i wanna have a baby wit

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[kct @townzun]

where you lead… i will follow (to whatever streaming service has it next)

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

[hunter @3gpmh]

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

[daz @MetamateDaz]

when the boomers are gone can we all stop pretending we need to be physically in the office 8 hours a day, 5x a week?

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[osama @0ba0sama]

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It genuinely makes no sense to me why so many older people get angry about remote work or the four-day week. Why are you so desperate for younger people to be just as exhausted and miserable as you were?