Hazel

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

No expectations, just vibes

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu: “não preciso fazer uma lista, vou lembrar”

eu no mercado:

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

Stop what you’re doing and watch the sheep detectives

[canadian mbappé 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @hourlymbappe]

My predictions for Canada vs Morocco:

- Morocco leads 2-0 at halftime
- Kawhi gets subbed on in the 80th min and scores a hattrick
- Canada win 3-2

Thoughts??

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

I can’t watch fifa anymore 💔

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“your future depends on you”

my brain cells:

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

July 1, 2026

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

starting a new life July 1, bye.

[lilly sharples @lillysharples]

in a relationship: I've spent 36 hours preparing dinner! I went to 4 specialty stores and 2 local farmers to source the best ingredients. I ground the spices by hand and everything is made from scratch

single: day 12 of greek yogurt at my desk for dinner

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Katy @cecilyskeen]

He is arriving at my house in 3-5 business days

[Memarzadeh @ArashMemarzadeh]

the worker at the deli when I ask for 300g of black forest ham:

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[chuy 🇲🇽 @brahwha]

today i’m mexican later today im korean tomorrow im canadian

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

@skinnypeppa ALASSSS

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

Why are smokies sausages $16 at loblaws?

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[Hazel @hazeleaha]

Time is a thief

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

is roku city a walkable city

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[peppa @skinnypeppa]

Anything Can Happen April