HazelEffect

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Ask me a question http://t.co/TswxN0MkOr

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Dear Brisk Lemonade: Leave the lemonade to the kids lemonade stands, because quite frankly, your lemonade sucks.

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65%? Low, but I'll take it!

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Life throws you speed bumps, but that's all they are. Get over them and keep on truckin'.

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@Angry_Blonde Hi. That is all. Farewell.

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Checking to make sure my last tweet actually adds up to 100%

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How I use my phone: 50% to check the internet, 20% to text, 15% to take photos, 10% check the time, 5% to actually call.

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They found a corpse of a human behind the local psych. He was identifyible due to the belt around his waist reading "Hide and Seek Champion"

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't wont to impress people they don't like.

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Strange how when you most want to say things, your brain gives you the least vocabular.

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Ever since I got my Android back a year ago, I stumbled across an app called @SwiftKey Amazing app, unbelievable predictions, themes.. Woo!

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@TUbdegrove "I'll always love you no matter what happens.. @HazelEffect"
Hmm..

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@TUbdegrove I feel horrible for fighting with you. Despite all the shit, bitching, fighting, at the end of the day #IStillLoveYou

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Me: babe, are you jealous? Her: no. Me: are you sure? Her: yes. Me: kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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It's stupid when someone texts you first and they never reply after you text them back..