I think it's hilarious when tiktok recommends people I may know to follow, then suggests my dad as "you may know πͺ¦" because his number is saved as a headstone because he's dead to me π€£π€£π€£
men on the road piss me off because what do you MEAN you're gonna drive 20mph in a 45mph then only speed up AND CUT ME OFF when I try to go around you?
My favorite part about being an adult is that as soon as boiled custard hits the shelves, I want it, so I buy it, and no one can stop me from drinking it and I don't have to share it with anyone else or save some for others.
If im contracted for a job and don't show up, I'd be out of business SO fast. So how is it that my home warranty company has contracts with various companies, and when they don't show up to work, they don't lose their contracts?????
My 5 year old has decided her snacks can be whole apples only because they'll make her teeth fall out faster (her logic).
She's really ready to start cashing in with the tooth fairy π
Someone had a swiftie themed car for trunk or treat tonight. My daughter picked a temp tattoo number 13 with snakes on it.
If rep gets released, I'm hugging my baby girl extra tight!!!!
Love spending an hour vacuuming like my life depends on it just to leave for an hour and come back to my floors looking as if I haven't touched them in weeks!!!!!!!!! Love my dogs but I hate never having clean floors!!!!!
If you're someone who speeds through active school zones, I hope you hit every red light and pothole in the road for the rest of your life, and I mean that with my whole chest.
I didn't think about the fact that non working car ac also means no working heat until I replace the blower motor π I need to triple myself to get everything I need done, done.
Okay I actually don't understand the Snapchat hate. Snapchat has been mine and my husband's favorite means of communication together since before we were dating. We finally have managed to keep a 200+ day streak. We're #1 bffs forever.