Hazel

Mum to 2, nurse, ENP, busy...

[Hazel @hazeljm]

@FBS_MFL Thank you

[Hazel @hazeljm]

I do love my daughter but today she put marmite in a fish finger sandwich. Just…..no…..

[Hazel @hazeljm]

@ShaunLintern Multicoloured whiteboard pens ready…!

[Hazel @hazeljm]

The mouse and the cat have left. Phew

[Hazel @hazeljm]

Update: mouse is now in living room under the TV. The cat is nowhere to be seen
Anyone want a cat?

[Hazel @hazeljm]

Friday 13th has been rather crap here - daughter’s nursery evacuated due to a gas leak and then the cat brought a mouse in & let a mouse run under the fridge, no idea if it’s still there

[Hazel @hazeljm]

There is nothing worse than sitting on a seat on the bus and slowly realising that the seat is wet. 🤮

[Hazel @hazeljm]

I’m feeling very organised having just booked pantomime tickets

[Hazel @hazeljm]

@BBCRadio2 please stop announcing in the news about “child pornography”. It is images of child sexual abuse. An important difference.

[Hazel @hazeljm]

@JohnnyComeL8Lee Actually it’s in a church yard next to the venue…really!

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@WelshSwiftie The 3 or 4 yes contestants are not guaranteed a place in the live shows. They can get 3 yeses and not get on live TV. Golden buzzers guaranteed to live shows

[Hazel @hazeljm]

I was invited for a free blood pressure check today in local pharmacy (guess I’m officially old). They didn’t know what to do as it was 87/69. Normal for me so I went home

[Hazel @hazeljm]

Giving myself a bit of a digital detox for Lent. I was aware of spending too much time on 2 specific apps which I have now deleted for the next 40 days. Might have to start smoking instead…! (Joke)

[Hazel @hazeljm]

Today my 11 yr old is off to Italy, skiing for 7 day just before Christmas. Jealous? Me….just a little

[Hazel @hazeljm]

@StrictlySpoiler If the judges do judge the dance off based on how much a couple as improved since their original dance, then maybe Layton could go?

[Hazel @hazeljm]

When sitting in an A&E waiting room full of sick people, do not give your small child a recorder to play. On 2nd thoughts maybe this was an attempt to get people to go home

[Hazel @hazeljm]

After a 2 week half term, my son chooses the final Sunday to put his PE kit in for washing 😡

[Hazel @hazeljm]

There is nothing like being dragged around a soft play to make you feel unfit and very inflexible!

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[Hazel @hazeljm]

My (almost) 3yr old has given me nits. FML