jazelle♡

fuck you

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

because trump’s name appears more in the epstein files than Harry Potter’s name appears in the seven books about Harry Potter.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Funding for Planned Parenthood has officially been restored, as Republican ban expires.

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 🔜 DreamCon @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills.”

Somebody from the generation that decided to remove woodshop, auto shop, home economics, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“All abortions are bad except mine.” — Every single Republican woman.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

A likely thing for a pedophile to do

[♡₊˚ doll・₊✧ @morute_dollz]

homens descobrindo que ser a favor do aborto, não significa que você é obrigada a abortar

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Never understood why people have beef with pasteurization. It’s literally just heat. What did Louis Pasteur do to you?

[MAX MEMES @VitoComedy]

Hahaha no you won't

[jazelle♡ @hazelkatt]

I hooked up with this hot ass guy a couple years ago and I came across his tik tok rn and it gave me the ick. So glad I’ve been released from the shackles of missing him every once in a while because he was hot. Now he’s ugly to me.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Before vaccines existed, one in five babies didn't survive their first year

[Peter Petrelli… @MartyaLaMode]

Weren’t yall supposed to leave New York once he got elected, at least that’s what yall told us repeatedly you’d be doing…

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[The Amazing Lucas / Lucas Beyn @xAmazingLucasx]

I think what many modern men are looking for is prostitutes, but they're too embarrassed to admit it.

[Joseph O'Neill @JosephONeillx]

Can't overstate how important it is to celebrate and publicize these historic wins in the face of huge rightwing ideological & political apparatuses.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!!

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

So they literally induced gender dysphoria in a cis person and idiots somehow think this helps their narrative that trans people aren’t real