KarenOrr

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

4yo to his twin:I look so cuter than you

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"When I grow up I'm going to buy things I don't have!"

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"I had a long dream and we were kicking hats!"

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

“A poem is a riddle you don’t have to answer.”

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"Can I show you something scary about my underwear?"

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

You know why I love Costco? 'Cause it's a huge building and it has a lot of stuff!"

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"I'm in my little chill house. It's only for me to chill in."

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"Do you want a special IV inside your body that will protect you from bad guys?"

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"I'm a sea slug, and sea slugs don't talk."

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"We're pretending we don't have belly buttons because we're witches."

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"When I grow up I'm going to look like a stranger."

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

My child went to art day-camp today. One project was to make a new superhero. This is what my child made.

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

Adult:where do you eat?
4yo:at Children Filet

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

Me:what's willy wonkas real name?
4yo:it's willy wonka but when he was born it was Gene Wilder

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

7yo:only clown I like is RonaldMcDonald cuz he makes Happy Meals for kids with no hair

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

Bummer #nowood

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

Teacher:"Is something wrong?"
3yo:"You need to wipe my butt...I sharted"

[KarenOrr @hazelko1_orr]

He's so funny! https://t.co/8ATrLZQndp