Hazel Mckeown

Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons!

[Hazel Mckeown @hazelpooo]

@fesshole This is far too wholesome to be mixed up with the unfaithful & thieving rotters on this page!

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@DuncanBannatyne @Bannatyne your Durham “spa” and “spa day” is an absolute joke! Having to stand at the side of the pool because there’s no where to sit while there’s a kid swimming lesson going on.

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@macdonald_vicky @SportsDirectUK I already think it’s horrendous what they charge to have something delivered in store! But this would buy me off ordering all together!!

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The sun is shining on this charva in Shotton!! #charvachoooon @TheSandK

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@familylifeasd @JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine @ayeshahazarika @christopherhope The point isn’t about there being anything wrong about children going nursery. It’s about who should have to pay for the nursery places

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@KayBurley Poor form!

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@TheSandK nerrr ew! These choooons are proper mint! #charva4eva #choooons

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@dhlexpressuk what an absolute joke! Out for delivery twice and both nights tracking just gets turned off and no delivery turns up!

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@TheSandK Sophie is bouncing all over her stable at Discoland!! #charvachooooon #friday #discoland

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@TheSandK a big Charva birthday shout out for my fellow charva Emma!

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@TheSandK charva choon announcement??? What is this? A CD? Another gig? A range of T-shirts?? I’m invested!! 👀 👂 #charvachooonn

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@TheSandK I can’t deal with stories like clares all week in the run up to #gnr. My make up will be a mess by the time I get to work 😭😭😭 #bawling

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@TheSandK my little trainee charvassss #charvachooon #discoland

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@TheSandK I purchased my very first washing line at my ripe age 6 weeks ago! I feel it was Karen’s love for her double retractable extendable washing line that influenced me! Mind blown about how amazing a washing line is!! #washinglines

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@TheSandK the only thing you could smell in the Wesley was the clatter carpet, sickly sweet alcho pops, vom and other bodily fluids 🤮 Still loved the place! #charvaatheart #charvachooooon #TheWesley

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@TheSandK this is pure redemption from last week!! What a chooooooon! #childrenofthenight #charvchooooon

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@TheSandK always shines at 9.30 on a Friday!! #charvachooooon

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@TheSandK c’mon, me and my mates can’t be the only ones who played invisible basketball to Gigi d’agostino Bla Bla Bla?? 🏀

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@TheSandK I’m literally borking at Amy’s mask story. She’s a stronger woman than me 🤮😷 💪

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@meldrum_suzanne @RealDeniseWelch Because if two won’t offer me enough protection, a third vaccine isn’t going to either!