Hazel

Tech & Crypto Analyst 📊 Tracking the rails of Nigeria’s $18B digital economy 🇳🇬📈 High-signal takes on the shift to #AI, #Web3 & #Fintech

[Hazel @hazelpromax]

Is the Nigeria Tax Act 2025 actually a "Middle Class Stimulus"?
While the debate rages on "who" is middle class, the math tells a specific story for the ₦1M–₦5M/mo earner.
Here is why the 2026 fiscal shift is a game-changer for urban professionals. 🧵👇

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@MrLaird_Scotty @everymovieplug This Buffy?

[Tomori @otomporo8701]

🚨 WANTED FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT 🚨

IGP OLATUNJI RILWAN DISU has REFUSED to obey a 2015 Federal High Court judgment ordering the Nigeria Police Force to pay my right-hand reconstruction medical bill. I am a graphics animator SHOT by a police officer at a checkpoint in Lagos.

10 YEARS. No payment. No justice.

I face permanent disability without help.

Suit No: FHC/L/CS/573/13

#JusticeForTomori

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@MTNNG Where is my data? I paid for it, I got debited, but no single data on my number

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@bankaz_tee07 @MrCharlesky Been helping my guys redeem and withdraw theirs to my PayPal since last week

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@MrCharlesky Put me on pls

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@UseKitehq It’s been two days now I’ve not received the money sent to me
What’s happening??

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@inno_writer Hello, have you been paid?

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@Chumzyaffiliate @UseKitehq Have you been paid?

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@MostlyPeaceful @Eloka208784 Don’t let these two meet

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@kvngweeny @_MACHIINE Okay this app is goated. And to think I was asking myself what apps I’m probably missing out on an hour ago.
Gotta gift you for making me know this

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@Remi_labs Laptop still available?

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@Babshub_ Still available? I’m ready to buy

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@ifyumez00 Stating the obvious

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@FinPlanKaluAja1 Exactly. We’re comparing apples to oranges.
The NBS data out today shows food inflation at 8.89%, but that 'single digit' is a victory for the new 2024 base year, not necessarily for the average 234's pocket. If we don't mention the rebasing, we’re just praising math, not reality

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@FinPlanKaluAja1 It’s a 'will' problem, not a 'power' problem

We have the tech to tax every digital kobo in real-time, but suddenly 'network' fails when it’s time to transmit votes? The math isn't mathing.

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Obi Cubana officially enters the political ring.
Love him or hate him, he’s shifting the conversation to "Issue-Driven" engagement for 2027. We need more builders in the room, but can "business discipline" survive the Nigerian political machine? #ObiCubana #Nigeria2026 #NewEra

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@OmoBabaFasakin The 2026 goal isn't 'cheaper buying'; it’s 'import substitution.' A strong currency is a reward for productivity, not a subsidy for consumption. We have to build the house before we worry about the price of the furniture.

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@OmoBabaFasakin You’re arguing for purchasing power (making it cheap to buy), while I’m arguing for industrial capacity (making it profitable to build).
My take, That’s the exact trap we’re breaking. Buying cheap feels good today, but it’s how we killed our local industries for 30 years.

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@OmoBabaFasakin @FinPlanKaluAja1 With non-oil exports hitting a record $6.1bn in 2025 & projected to rise 40% this year, the pivot is already happening. We are finally building for production, not just consumption.

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@OmoBabaFasakin @FinPlanKaluAja1 That’s exactly the point. Devaluation is the 'bitter medicine' to force that 'No' into a 'Yes.'
You can’t be an export-driven economy while subsidizing imports with a vanity rate.