MommiesMonster

My hobbies include, dumping my toybox out. Crying for no reason. Shitting my pull-up when I'm mad. And terrorizing my brother. Just loving that #toddlerlife

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

"Hello adoring fans!!!"
#toddlerlife #modest #hazelrose

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

Toddlers are fun if you like being woken up from a dead sleep by someone force-feeding you gummi bears.

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

*Satan, creating splash parks*
I want a slippery mosh pit for children. Put it on jagged rocks and concrete.

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

I mean, technically, tequila is vegetable juice.....

[Mahala @Mahala]

94% humidity. I would like to speak to a manager please.

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

@AKButlerWrites @nedoliver Same

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

"Mom, this mud is weird!"

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

I don't even know. #ToddlerLife

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

@batmatt89 https://t.co/lkN8QnSmxJ

[HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad]

Apparently fatherhood is sometimes giving your 7-year-old an extended piggyback ride because he got in the car without his shoes.

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

@mrdavidbrokaw @realDonaldTrump omg lmao

[Seth Grahame-Smith @sethgs]

Remember like, a week ago, when Trump held a press event about how important it is to believe accusers when they come forward?

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

This is what I chose to buy with my "lowence" money this week.
#toddlerlife #TuesdayMotivation #toddlers #poopemoji #poop #pooppillow

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Paid leave shouldn't be a luxury. It's a basic necessity that we should secure for every working American. https://t.co/OPeQiVPJlK

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

Hazel you can't feed your pretend baby real food. It will get stuck in her mouth and get mold and old.
"You're moldy and old" #jerktoddler

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

First time #atbat not bad! #futureballplayer #baseball

[MommiesMonster @HazelRoseGray]

"Mom! I love you!"
I love you more!
"Probably"
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