Sophie Rooks

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. -M.S. -Sophie Rooks

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

@MLauer why is the camera so close to the olympians? Looks silly bro. Tell someone?

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

This is so incredibly disrespectful of a family that endured the ultimate sacrifice for our country. https://t.co/TQcMuwXTKV

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

McGonagall: The dungeons should do!
All but Slytherin: Wooo!!!
Slytherin: *rolls eyes* that's where our common rooms are, imbecile..

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

@realDonaldTrump A president would not be tempted to respond. They would rather take the "high road"-- should I define that for you?

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Around the world in.. 5 hours?

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Its so sad that no matter where I go, I hear how both presidential candidates are either dumb or plain fake. And no politician wants to help

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

I've got to work at 7:30 a.m. tomorrow..

But my Dove chocolate told me to sleep in tomorrow...

So conflicted..

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

@HereIsGina actually pizza with tomato is American... But still a great point!

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Bout to learn the truth #JMtrUth

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Getting chosen @ the DMV is better than the lottery. You see these ppl sit 5 min get called. They walk by all "yes, I am royalty u peasant!"

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Sam: Can I show you my game when we get home?
Me: after lunch, yes
Sam: you always say after you eat, is eating all you want to do?!

Duh

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Oooolé olé olé olééé! CHILE!!!! CHILE!!!

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

Radio host: The name Rey is up 82% for babies, and the name "Kilo" is up even tho he is the bad guy!
Bro: IT'S "KYLO" YOU DUMBY

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

So very sad to hear the awful news about Anton Yelchin. Such a fine actor with his whole career ahead of him. He will be remembered always.

[Zoe Saldana @zoesaldana]

Devastated by our friend's loss. We are mourning his passing and celebrating the beautiful spirit that he was. #RIPAnton

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

@Johnonimous good

[Sophie Rooks @hazelsnitch]

@Johnonimous well it bothers me that you are so rude