Theresa Egan

Here for books and pirates in love 📚 🏴‍☠️

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

If you’re covering Biden’s age issues without also acknowledging that Trump fell asleep and drooled on himself *every day* he was in court — or that he often didn’t start working until noon when he was in the White House — you aren’t being honest with the American people.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Nobody loves that Joe Biden is 81. It would be great if he was 35. But you know what I really dislike? Authoritarianism. So I humbly beseech people to get a goddamn grip.

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

“Think of every horrible smell you’ve ever smelled. Multiply it times 10. Cram them all into your novel.”

—Orientation at the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, prolly

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

@sassy_sony007 I went to Catholic school: Jesus of Nazareth

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

Hi, why does Telly Monster have the voice of a grown ass man?

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

@TheScribblerCMB The Joe Wright film understood the assignment. A truly great adaptation takes the essence of the story and translates it to another medium, respecting both the origin art and the new art in the process.

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

@AshDylanLit Just call the movie “Gretna Green.” I literally don’t need to know anything else, I’m there opening night.

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

Still fuming at the gall of Tina Fey to let it be marketed as “not your mother’s Mean Girls” and then cast her 20-year-older self in THE SAME ROLE. We formerly cool teens are now just lame moms, but Miss Norbury is AGELESS.

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

Always knew we had more going for us than world’s smallest natural waterfall #newington #06111

[ctnewsjunkie @ctnewsjunkie]

4 CT Towns make Zillow's list of Top 10 Popular Markets in 2023:
1 West Chester, Pennsylvania
2 Nashua, New Hampshire
3 Manchester, New Hampshire
4 Wethersfield, Connecticut
5 West Hartford, Connecticut
6 Stow, Ohio
7 Middletown, Connecticut
8 Twinsburg, Ohio
9 Newington, Connecticut
10 Concord, New Hampshire

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

Boomers Millennials

🤝

Refusing to wear flared jeans in adulthood

[Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer]

Pet peeve in uncanny or alien contexts in movies, books: Some person changes podlike and *molts*, and then they don't eat their molt. Show of hands: Shouldn't they eat their damn molt. EAT YER MOLT, LADDIE, IT'S GOOD FOR YE, ya ungrateful moltin' bastard, yew. Jesus.

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

@dollnormal Literally didn’t think there was another way to take it

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Hannibal Lecter: You know why I like him? Because he said on television “I love Donald Trump” so I love him

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

Honestly, I’m just glad there’s no HBO/Maxiverse and Blackbeard will never have access to dragons. #ofmds2 #ofmds2spoilers

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

Thirty-something singers with ten years of roles will be like, "Theresa Egan is an up-and-coming soprano," while writers with one book are like, "Theresa Egan is an American Novelist."

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

@ka_trep @kresleycole KOSMINAAAAAA BITCHESSSSSSS!

[Theresa Egan @HazelSprite]

I loved this Barbie with all my heart. I knew it was supposed to be a collector's item, but I just couldn't leave her in the box--I had to meet her.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I know a lot of you wanted a technical breakdown of this meme so here it is!

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