hazel

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[𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𓆗 @yearofthepoets]

children are our equals. it IS our responsibility to inspire, guide, teach and learn from our children. we are not here to control them.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Ladies, I don’t care how independent you are, nothing’s better than having a good man come through in the ways you need him.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[jennie @dyanne_xy]

an iced coffee can fix it

[Nedra Glover Tawwab @NedraTawwab]

If you're “telling it like it is,” you're likely being aggressive. Thoughtfully consider your tone and word choice before communicating.

[Chanandler Bong @Grim_The_Stoner]

"I can change him"

Baby girl change your oil :/

[hazel @hazelsteckler]

sort of rude that my husband isn’t available to text, call and facetime me every moment of the day 😅

[q @qglezzz]

when he has one hand on the steering wheel and the other one on your thigh >>

[David @DavidNajera014]

Hoodie season begins🤝

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Pls stop wearing harley davidson shirts if you don’t even listen to him

[cait @caitelle1]

the pumpkin king!

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

therapy: $500

tattoo: $500 but cooler

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

I really like those sensors at art museums that beep really loudly when someone gets too close to the painting. I would like one for myself I think. beep beep. get away from me.

[trash jones @jzux]

every season is spooky season when you’re just kind of a nervous person

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you have underlying issues? that’s cool mine are all overlaying issues. incredibly obvious issues. just out there for the world to see