ben hazelton

I own a boat called the torpedo

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@MollyRosariaFox Tell me about it , wake up , work , go home , sleep , wake up, work , go home , sleep

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@MollyRosariaFox I think he is stalking you

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@MollyRosariaFox Tom sugera had a rant the other day on 2 bears 1 cave about this very thing lol

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@MollyRosariaFox Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and the land

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@MollyRosariaFox Think you have had enough phone time today

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@MollyRosariaFox You should see my liked songs over the last 6 minutes , 🎢 〰️

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@juliette_barr @MollyRosariaFox Blame molly , I didn't intend to say anything rash until prompted

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@juliette_barr @MollyRosariaFox Milk in a glass is shit in comparison 2 milk drank out of the carton p.s. Andy sometimes dresses up as a calf and drinks straight from the cow, sadly he mixes up the cow with the bull from time 2 time and gets a proper full fat pint of milk

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@MollyRosariaFox Feel as though I'm being prompted to say something bad intentionally now lol

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@MollyRosariaFox Facts , u haven't put watermelon in 2 a blender and then drank it , u wouldn't drink milk again if u had

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@clbjsctt 💔

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Wonder what Barry's at today

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Sainsburys every little helps

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People who eat tuna should be treated the same as pedophiles

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Turns out out can't climb inside the basketball machine at the arcade some funny alarm gose of

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The TV is on the wall

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@juliette_barr Cause u smell

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Unpopular opinion, cheese granders make for great condoms

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@juliette_barr *londonderry