Hazel Wes Murphy

Legally allowed & certified to measure your electricity, you cannot refuse.
Day one Korok Torturer.
Wanted in Hyrule for war crimes.

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

If you told me that this was a far cry adaptation, I would actually believe you. Only thing that’s missing was a tripping balls scene

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Three people have invited me to watch doomsday with them in december BUT FUCK EVERYONE IM WATCHING DUNE IN IMAX HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[肌肉无限记忆回闪 @Linkerrrrr721]

你好，看到我老婆了吗？
#zelink

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

The Odyssey highlights Christopher Nolan’s gaps in directing action and combat but fuuuuuccccckkkkk it’s so good I stopped caring about the movie’s flaws

Everybody involved should get an oscar (yes, even costumes) and Nolan should be allowed to kirk bill kramer on live tv

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Tonight—dim sum and Hot Fuzz

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Thirty Monkeys 1-0 Monkey eating eagle

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

FLY HIGH, SAWAGA-DALWANGAN!

UPDATE: The Philippine Eagle Foundation (PEF) announced the death of Sawaga-Dalwangan on Saturday afternoon while the eagle was undergoing rehabilitation at the Philippine Eagle Center in Davao City.

The raptor was recently rescued from a mountainous area in Bukidnon after it was reportedly attacked by a troop of monkeys. | via @HernelTocmo

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Hotel gave me the palest omelette ever and pissed in my salad 😭

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First time flying in five years and I’m greeted by ai and mr beast

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

NO FUCKING WAY

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

NO FUCKING WAY

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Oh dear god pls tell me ai isn’t running this airport???

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Oh fuck off. Energizer got blind boxes now???

[みん @minn888illust]

再掲しとこ

[aimsy 🪽 @zeldapilled]

Literally woke up thinking about this edit like wow

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Grok is genuinely evil bruh 😭

[압칻 @avocado_539]

친모아로 격짐 만들었어요

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM (R-SC) HAS DIED: STATEMENT

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Maybe I should turn on tracking again on my google account (or at least youtube) cuz what the fuck is this???

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

OH MY GOD BRO IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT THEY REMOVED ALL OF THE HANNIBAL MOVIES FROM PRIME VIDEO

JEFF BEZOS CHOKE ON A DICK FUCK YOU

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

X: the everything app

[Errai @errai]

Short girls can fit through hidden passages and evade attacks more easily

[Hazel Wes Murphy @hazelwesmurphy]

Oh, hey. Mh wilds got its deck compatibility updated